tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-166396912011-11-20T06:50:04.389-08:00Dharmendra Kumar (Mediabharti Web Solutions)http://www.blogger.com/profile/02767410922430435503noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16639691.post-1126522118616797972005-09-12T03:46:00.000-07:002005-09-12T03:48:38.620-07:00A man who was called to testify at Income Tax office, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper," accountant replied.<br /><br />Then he asked his lawyer same question, but got opposite advice. "Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie."<br />Confused, man went to his priest, told him of conflicting advice, and requested some resolution of dilemma.<br /><br />"Let me tell you a story," replied the pundit ji. "A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. 'Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck." But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. Wear your most sexy negligee, with a v-neck right down to your navel."<br /><br />The man protested: "What does all this have to do with my problem with the ITO?"<br />The priest replied, "No matter what you wear, you are going to get screwed."<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.mediabharti.com/joke.htm">Back to Www.mediabharti.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16639691-112652211861679797?l=jokesatmediabharti7.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dharmendra Kumar (Mediabharti Web Solutions)http://www.blogger.com/profile/02767410922430435503noreply@blogger.com0